The folks over at Victory Lane on Speed need to do some reconnaisance work before interviewing Chad on their show.
He constantly seems to be in peril when on that show.
He's been "shot" while doing an interview.
People always seem to be packing up all around him, regardless of the fact he's a television star.
Today, he was almost run over by the National Guard hauler.
(And how lovely of the Speed Channel to cut away as the hauler approached, leaving us to wonder if Chad will still be standing there when we cut back.)
For all we know, next time they interview Chad, they're going to mow him down with a golf cart or push him down into a puddle of water.
A little pre-planning, Speed. That's all we want. ;-)