Time for Some New Threads?

Any time we see Chad, he's always sporting the proud blue and grey (with a dash of yellow thrown in).

His closet must look pretty repetitious after a while.

We decided, since Chad's such a busy guy, to go on a virtual shopping spree at Old Navy and pick out some threads for the guy.

How'd we do?

• Blue Oxford Shirt - we already know the guy looks hella good in this color.
  
  
• Plaque Belt - Might help snap up the race day outfit...and will match that big honkin' Rolex watch
  
  
• Tee Shirt - Just imagine it says "Kiss Me, I'm Chad" on it.
  
  
• Cargo Pants - He can totally work these on the catwalk
  
  
• Dressy Shirt - For impressin' the ladies...
  
  
• Swim Trunks - Because *every* guy needs flowery board shorts
  
  
• Crewneck shirt - Because it wicks and "helps keep a body cool". Not that he needs help there. (Go for the white, not the *gulp* grey and navy)
  
  
• Pants - De picked these out. Bear in mind she's been on pain medication lately.
  
  
• Baseball Tee - Because the right boy can totally work this. We feel Chad can be the right boy.
  
  
• Polo Shirt - Look! It's Frat!Boy Chad!
  
  
• Skate Shirt - Because girls love skater boys. Even if we don't admit it.
  
  
• Jacket - Made for mechanics! Mike and the Mechanics! (Not that Chad is just a mechanic or anything)
  
  
• Uhhhh.... - Stout. *snickers*
  
  
• Uhhhh... - Because they're pink. And men should be in touch with their feminine side from time to time.
  
  
• Messenger Bag - For multiple clipboard storage and toteability.

Anytime you wanna hit the mall, Mr. Knaus, give The Corrupted a call. We're so there.