I Resolve To...
Seeing as how The
Chadster is so busy these days, The Corrupted thought it would help the boy
out by writing out his New Year's Resolutions in a handy, easy to carry, bulleted
list. Hope it's helpful (and used!)...
- I resolve to
wear this shirt more in public. Apparently, it makes the womenfolk hot for
me.
- I resolve to
try and make it through the season without fines. This means having NASCAR
not hear me, not not saying it.
- I resolve to
get in Victory Lane almost every week. If we win every week, people
might start booing, and that would suck.
- I resolve to
say "fuck" on the radio at least once a week.
- I resolve to
be the first Nextel Cup Champion.
- I resolve to
get The Corrupted pit passes for Atlanta. (Okay, maybe this one is a little
self-serving *grin*)
- I resolve to
show up the Banquet next year, in a fly lookin' tux.
- I resolve to
reveal the whereabouts and origin of my tattoo, as well as submit photographic
evidence to Cheesin' Chadwick. (Damn. Again with the self serving.)
- I resolve to
be nicer in regards to Robby Gordon. Instead of calling him stupid, I'll just
say he is slow. (Self-serving again. Carrie's fault this time.)
- I resolve to
jump from the top of the war wagon at least once this year to show off my
skills and physique as head badass of the 48 crew.
- I resolve to
land safely and not injure myself or others in said jump from the war wagon.
- I resolve to
laugh a lot on camera because it drives the chicks wild.
- I resolve to
make sure my fanlisting remains bigger than Jimmie's.
- I resolve to
take a vacation every once in a while.
- I resolve to
tell The Corrupted if I need a Cornish game hen.
- I resolve to
continue being studly. It comes so naturally, it's hardly a resolution. ;-)