PR Job?

Chad mentioned on Nascar This Morning's segment on crew chief responsibilities that he needs a PR agent. Please consider the below resume and qualifications for review...

PR Agent For Chad Knaus - Application from The Corrupted

Qualifications for PR Job:

• We like Chad. Like, a lot.
• We're really good at talking to people about Chad and Team 48.
• We have made many NASCAR fans into Chad fans.
• We're really good at generating traffic on a website dedicated to His Chadliness.
• We're never without pictures, stories, quotes or information about Chad.
• We're really nice girls, and who wouldn't want a gaggle of sweethearts for PR agents?
• None of us are pulling down major Gs, so our salaries would probably be pretty reasonable.
• We really want everyone to know how rad Chad is. Really.
  

Current Obstacles (That Could Be Easily Rectified by Change in Employment Status):

• None of us live in North Carolina. Yet.
• We only get to a few races a year between us. Right now.
• None of us actually have degrees in public relations. But if it helps, Marissa can write like a mofo with her English degree, and De is wicked on camera with her Communications degree, and Carrie can rock the business side. So there.
• Might take a few weeks for us to quit our jobs, move to NC, find a place to live and then start the job. But we'd do it.

Feel free to contact us for more information, or to set up an interview for the job. ;-)