Dear Lowe's Photographer Man (Redux),

We wrote to you a few months ago with a few grievances, and first off let me say, bravo. You were really attentive, and managed to grab a few more photos of everyone's favorite crew chief, and your shots of everything at the track have been really artistic and top notch. However, we still have some tweaking that must be done. Let me explain:

This photo? Right here?

F'n hot.

That's the reaction we're going for here.

If you need any more suggestions or hints, feel free to contact us. We're here to help.

Your prompt attention to this matter is greatly appreciated, and keep up the superb work! Thanks very much!

Respectfully submitted,

The Corrupted