Dear Lowe's Photographer Man (Redux),

We wrote to you a few months ago with a few grievances, and first off let me say, bravo. You were really attentive, and managed to grab a few more photos of everyone's favorite crew chief, and your shots of everything at the track have been really artistic and top notch. However, we still have some tweaking that must be done. Let me explain:

• We're still searching for those wallpaper sized photos of Chad on the site. Is there a bandwidth problem at LowesRacing?
  
  
• We know with the whole impounding thing that the guys are going to have a lot more downtime during the weekend. Feel free to include photos of any keggers, streaking, poker tournaments, or general mayhem that may come up throughout the weekend. We're tough. We can take it.
  
  
• Don't get us wrong...we love the 48 car. It's a sweet looking ride. But let's be honest here...it looks the same almost every week. Is it necessary to take the same photos every week of what is essentially the same car. That film could be much better spent on Chad. Or Ron. Or Jimmie. Or, well, anything.
  
  
• Let me give you an example of what we're really striving for here, because you really hadit this week.

This photo? Right here?

F'n hot.

That's the reaction we're going for here.

If you need any more suggestions or hints, feel free to contact us. We're here to help.

Your prompt attention to this matter is greatly appreciated, and keep up the superb work! Thanks very much!

Respectfully submitted,

The Corrupted