Dear Lowe's
Photographer Man,
While we, the united
fans of Chad Knaus, heartily applaud your efforts this week to include photos
of His Chadliness in your photo album for the week, we have a few minor quibbles
we would like to discuss. Please note the following:
- Close-ups are
GOOD. Shots of Chad in the distance or with his back turned are simply not
advised.
- There is no
need to wait until the Lowe's Team wins a race to snap the Chadster - every
week is a good week to take pictures of him!
- Would it be
possible to resize all photos (particular those featuring Chadwick) on the
site to, say, 800X600 rather than that wallet sized photo we currently view
on our screens?
- Finding Chad
in strange or awkward positions affords us the chance to "caption this!"
on many photos, or to gently (but endearingly) poke fun at our favorite crew
chief. Please be courteous and try to grab more of these shots in the future.
If, at any time,
at any track, you have difficulty taking photos of The Man, we have a bevy of
women who would gladly step up and take some photos for the site. We like to
help where we can - we're just that sort of group.
Your prompt attention
to this matter is greatly appreciated, and keep up the superb work! Thanks very
much!
Respectfully
submitted,
The Corrupted