Dear Lowe's Photographer Man,

While we, the united fans of Chad Knaus, heartily applaud your efforts this week to include photos of His Chadliness in your photo album for the week, we have a few minor quibbles we would like to discuss. Please note the following:

If, at any time, at any track, you have difficulty taking photos of The Man, we have a bevy of women who would gladly step up and take some photos for the site. We like to help where we can - we're just that sort of group.

Your prompt attention to this matter is greatly appreciated, and keep up the superb work! Thanks very much!

Respectfully submitted,

The Corrupted