Caption This! [version, like, 34]

"I told that manicurist to go easy on the buffing. Dammit."

"Look busy. Do not make eye contact with Helton. Do not engage in conversation with Helton. Abort! Abort!"

"God, my Rolex is fly."

"Wait. Let me try this again. 1...2...3...4..."

[concealing a pocket mirror in his hand] "Damn. I am a fine lookin' man."

[Thanks for the pic, Jen!]