[Chad's last minute thoughts before Charlotte]
"Feng Shui ritual completed. Check."
"Removed all the bug goo. Check."
"Checked to make sure the shop guys didn't switch cars at the last minute to fuck with me. Check."
"Looked at my studly reflection in the 200 mph tape. Check."
"Wondered if this photo op was gonna show up on the Lowe's site, guaranteeing The Corrupted would caption it within days. Check."
"Did the Mr. Miyagi healing hand thing so the car runs as well as Ralph Macchio did at the end of Karate Kid. The first one. Not that one with the chick in the place with the guy. Check."
[stands up and wipes off the bug goo on his sexy firesuit]
"Okay, guys, let's go get 'em!"