Knaus on eBay?
On a lark, while
surfing eBay the other day, I popped in a keyword to see what would come up.
keyword was "Knaus".
Only one item came
up pertaining to the Chadster (a signed die cast that I swear has been listed
for, like, a year.)
Without even *looking*
at the other items, I started laughing. A sampling:
- CHILD ATTACKED
BY GOOSE Fine Art by KNAUS Old Prints
- First of
all, I had no idea Mr. Knaus was an artiste. But more importantly, of
all the beauty to immortalize in a painting...a child being attached by
a goose?! If that's not warm and fuzzy, I don't know what is...
- Do It Now!
by Knaus (1998)
- Well. I
think that really says it all right there.
22" Giclee Canvas !! - Nude, Knaus
- I think
I speak for everyone who surfs to this site in saying that a bidding war
the likes of which has never been SEEN on eBay would erupt were this what
we thought it was. Nude Knaus. 22". I'm going to stop while I'm ahead.
- LARGE PHOTOGRAVURE:
KNAUS' HUNGER HAS NO EARS
- His hunger
has no ears, and his clipboard has no stuffed animals. His soul has no
parking meter, and his foot has no thumbtack. Welcome to the world of
existential eBay, y'all!
Try and use photogravure
in a sentence today. It sounds really snooty and impressive.