You Know You're a Chad Fan If...

• You're thinking of installing Gladiator in your garage, because Chad digs it.
• Your email address features some reference to Chad or the 48 team.
• Your move your computer so you can listen to Trackpass (and thus, The Chad) during all the races.
• You begin a write in campaign to Lowe's to have Chad featured more prominently in upcoming commercials.
• You've written fanfiction in which Chad is a character.
• You've written fanfiction in which Chad is the principal character.
• You'll never think of Calvin Klein again when you see the initials CK.
• You only buy Corona, shunning all other beers.
• You tape any and all Chad appearances.
• You compile them all onto one tape or DVD.
• You distribute said copy to friends, neighbors and relatives.
• You run a Chad-dedicated site, group, or distribution list.
• When people ask who your favorite driver is, you tell them "the guy who drives for Chad".
  
  
• You have so many pictures of Chad on your desk, your co-workers refer to him by first name and visitors assume he's a husband/boyfriend.
• You have to call family and friends from social engagements to see if they've showed any Chad on TV.
• You see them doing the pit crew introduction thing during the race and you nearly injure yourself trying to get in front of the television.
• You order one of the Signature!Chad tan hats of your own to wear.
• You consider learning how to scuba dive, in case you ever "bump into Chad" on vacation.
• You obsessively check this site to see if Chad has visited lately.
• You're sad when he hasn't.
• You daily visualize Chad in a tux at the year-end banquet.
  

More to come...