A Few Gifts for the Birthday Boy...

• A big bottle of sleeping pills for those sleepless nights that we worry about
• A boatload of those tan hats we love so much (It's a signature Chad item!)
• A home cooked meal from Denise for the Lowe's Beaus the next time they hit Kansas
• A six-pack of Corona
• His own personal "I *Heart* The Corrupted" sign
• The obligatory health, happiness and good wishes for the coming year
• Countless offers to spank the birthday boy *evil grin*
• A big honkin' cake
• Several shirts that make no reference to Lowe's
• A complimentary library card to Marissa's TinyTown library
• A copy of "The Joy of Cooking" so you have some recipes for the housewarming party ;-)
  

Happy Birthday, Chad!